Feature stories include:
- Living Rooms
Karen Batson has been pleased and somewhat surprised by the customers who have frequented her latest cooking venture, Colonel Tans.
The Colonel was established as an adjunct to the Revolver Upstairs nightclub and intended to appeal to the nocturnal Chapel Street crowd, of a certain age. Its cheap and cheerful American diner theme with a Thai food twist was pitched at the young and ravenous. The grungy, retro décor is part-nostalgic and part-tongue in cheek.
But the appeal of this cavernous space, owned by nightclub royalty Camillo Ippoliti and Thai music star Tan Punturaumporn, aka Colonel Tan, has turned out to be broader. Customers have included older couples, family groups and dedicated diners, rather than solely the clubbers.
Batson has headed the kitchens at sibling restaurants The Toff in Town and Cookie for almost 13 years. The Colonels nine-month-old menu is familiar Thai hawker-style, but its lighter, tighter and loads of fun. Words such as burgers, fries, fritters and fried chicken are on the list, but on closer inspection pack a punch.
The burgers feature chicken and kaffir lime, the fries come with chilli and mayo sauce and the fried chicken is five-spiced and served with a serious green-chilli dipping sauce. More traditional fare can be found in the betel leaf salad, a hotbed of ginger, chilli, peanuts and diced snapper designed especially for tucking inside fleshy green betel leaves. Or in the yellow fish curry a light, golden broth bobbing with chunks of tender snapper and rafts of green papaya. Its served with a mound of rice and a pretty dish of shredded omelette, coriander and chilli.
Other options include stir-fries, noodle dishes, dumplings and salads. And its all produced in a kitchen that the chef proudly announces has just one wok, a four-burner stove, a tiny deep fryer and a baby grill.
How they manage to plate everything so elegantly on earthy ceramic dishes of varying shapes is an additional mystery given the dimensions of that kitchen.
But perhaps the nicest feature of the generally delightful package that is Colonel Tans is the staff. Sure theyre busy, and as the night lengthens they get busier, but they are the kind of diligent, cheerful people who will keep patrons of all ages and persuasions climbing those steep stairs to enjoy Batsons terrific Thai food.
Excellent value for money: first-class, cheerily presented, Thai hawker-style dishes are accessibly priced.
Yes, theyre smallish (but cheap enough to order a few). Theres novelty appeal in the décor, and something on the menu that will please everyone. Be warned. The stairs into the building are hideously steep and the music is LOUD. If the decibels grate, theres little you can do the DJ and the top-shelf alcohol are protected by industrial-strength cyclone-wire cages.
Colonel Tan's, upstairs, 229 Chapel Street, Prahran
Phone 9521 5985
Chef Karen Batson
Prices Entrees $4-$11; mains $7-$16
Open Tuesday-Thursday and Saturday 6pm-late; Friday noon-late
Theres sure to be something you miss on a first visit to Colonel Tans. It probably wont be the array of chandeliers dripping from the ceiling near the bar, the upside-down 70s floor lamps hanging opposite them, or the massive caricature of Colonel Tan himself, but it could be the Thai pop images and record covers or the empty gilded photo frame near the tiny kitchen. The vibe at Colonel Tans is part-60s diner and part-70s lounge room. The mismatched velour couches, low lighting and shag-pile rugs are the first things you take in, but later its the cigar boxes holding the cutlery, the laminex tables with vinyl fruit-patterned cloths and the nostalgia-invoking pinball machines. Theres a poster wall that changes monthly too. This months stunning black-and-white image is by Melbourne-bred, LA-based graffiti artist team Dabs Myla.